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June Tiddle and the Bureau of Misplaced Things

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A comedic urban-fantasy tale about June Tiddle, a barista with a sock puppet and a red spool of thread. When a municipal bureau starts cataloguing beloved small objects, June unravels a patchwork of policies, performs a public protest with paper birds, and helps the town reclaim the tenderness of ordinary things.

comedy
urban fantasy
18-25 age
26-35 age
friendship

A Morning, a Mug, and a Missing Stitch

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Story Content

June Tiddle's day began with an argument between the espresso machine and the sea. The machine let out a protest hiss and a little plume of steam that smelled faintly of burnt sugar and ambition, while the harbor outside offered a slow, gullish caw that carried the salt of old promises. June kept one ear on the counter and one on the tide charts tacked by the window; her life at Brinewick's Half-Pint Roastery balanced between precise milk foam and the town's capacity for improbable weather. She liked it that way. Precision soothed her; nonsense amused her.

The shop itself was a collage of useful clutter: strings of dried lemon peel, a battered typewriter that typed receipts in cheerful caps, and a shelf where souvenirs went to live if no one claimed them. Between the mason jars and the chalkboard menu sat a sock puppet with one button eye and a tea-stain smile, propped on a saucer like a patron who'd overstayed its welcome. June named him Mr. Whimble because he whistled when the milk steamed and because the name fit the jaunty wobble of his stitched mouth. People ordered Mr. Whimble a cappuccino on storms and a flat white on sunny days; he was, quietly, the shop's unofficial morale officer.

June moved around the counter with the easy choreography she'd learned over three years of lopsided mornings: tamp, tap, steam, remember to smile even when the tip jar was a little empty. Her hands were small but efficient, knuckles dotted with little white scars from opening tins and switching on ancient grinders. Her hair, a pragmatic mop of curls pinned back with a pencil, smelled like espresso and fabric softener. Behind the counter, the radio played an old novelty song that she pretended not to like; it made customers laugh and order extra pastries.

Theo, who baked the pastries and held opinions on acceptable flakiness, appeared through the swinging door with a tray of cinnamon knots and a face like someone winning at an inside joke. "You'd think the mayor would fund seawalls before whimsical municipal initiatives," he said, laying a knot by June's elbow.

June blinked at the knot, at Theo's grin, at Mr. Whimble's button eye, and felt the calm tilt of a routine morning. For a while, the world narrowed to a circle of light over the counter and the smell of sugar. The ship bell from the harbor clanged once, twice. Life in Brinewick, for June, meant small certainties: the espresso puck that crumbled in the knock box, the secret that the cat in the alley liked almond croissants, and the way Mr. Whimble always ended the day propped against the sugar tin.

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